Batista attempts another Batista Bomb, Cena counters into an FU attempt, but Batista counters out of that and connects with a chop block. Legacy nonetheless interfered and helped Orton pick up the win. Kennedy as the opponent. Irish whip to the opposite corner and another splash. It's an intense opening, but it's only prep for the rest of the weird stuff to follow. The crowd is loving this.
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Solid, but hardly spectacular or memorable. Two weeks ago, I lost my Cool Mom status. There was no mistaking he was talking about Orton. Take a look at the video! He points out Beth Phoenix audience plant Rosa Perez and declares himself her idol. Tazz looked at the structure and said he'd never want to be in a Hell in a Cell match. The match spilled to ringside and Khali chopped Hunter.
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The biggest for me was the fact that The Undertaker wasn't there, as advertised: Maybe it was in Batista's contract that, to return, he needed a Rumble win. It was part of Alec's 12th birthday present. Cena, meanwhile, struts ringward alone, a knowing smirk across his Rushmore puss. Hell, even his kids got open on Twitter last night, and I know from following them that they're pretty big WWE fans. Classic, but as far as I know, none of them have ever won a Royal Rumble or even taken a Batista Bomb—as a matter of fact, they probably haven't even been sued by Ford Motor Company or kissed Nikki Bella! He goozles Edge, but Orton low blows Taker.
Randy Orton Triple Threat Eating: That chairshot to the head was insane. He said the decision won't be popular, but he wants to make the right one. One of the friends I'm watching the show with said the fans won't buy the nearfalls until they see those two tables get broken. Batista came back moments later with a boot to the face.